sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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whateveryourfantasyis:

weaponsofbradestruction:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

cuntyhunty-y:

I ain’t with the shits boy.

smh, seriously me everyday this week

Lol tru

no lie

whateveryourfantasyis:

weaponsofbradestruction:

dirtyymindofagoodgirll:

cuntyhunty-y:

I ain’t with the shits boy.

smh, seriously me everyday this week

Lol tru

no lie

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lezbehonest3444:

su-ic-id-al:

thentuckersaid:

inkthorn:

a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…

This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends, and others you love them. It may be the last time you do so!

I’m sobbing.

I text my grandpa a lot when I forget he died, when I get excited about something or when I got into a choir I texted him but then couldn’t get over the fact he would never text back.

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yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

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glassesanddreads:

me: how far can i lay down and still be able to drink from this cup

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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