A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.
Alessandra Torre (via akidnamedzenon)

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nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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pradalecki:

linkin-lake:

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

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Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling
General life philosophy (via)

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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